Saturday, February 27, 2010

Loss Prevention Agent

I am walking into Rite Aid yesterday and cannot help noticing the sign on the door.  It was advertising the need for a Loss Prevention Agent. Wow, doesn't that sound like a cool job.  As I read the job description, I realized a Loss Prevention Agent is a security guard.  Apparently this particular drug store is experiencing some theft.

This title is awesome.  How creative!  It is the first time I heard a security guard referred to in that way, so I checked it out on line and guess what - it is a common legitimate term and covers a lot more than just protecting the door.  Salaries are about $11 to $18 per hour and places like The Gap, Costco, Hilton Resorts and more are all advertising for this expertise.

Now I am thinking I need a new, creative title.  Trophy wife is old, housewife is hideous, and this little blog thing is not enough to call myself a writer.  Hmmm....what about Philosopher of Daily Activities (blogger) or Executive Director of 551 Lafayette (housewife) or Personal Psychological Consultant (mother, wife, sister, friend, etc)?

2 comments:

  1. I call myself the CEO of xxTerrace Lane and Marty the CFO.

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