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Although I would consider our social life pretty full, most would consider is tame and mellow.  Getting crazy is now splitting a bottle of wine AND ordering dessert, coming home around midnight and MAYBE hitting the dance floor.  So of course we could not possibly have experienced the night described below, which came back slowly after waking up realizing someone lost her purse.

Starting off easy enough at 6 pm with a clam bake for a local politician.  They only served beer, so this woman simply drank water (oh what good intentions). The fun started with a trip to the rest room. Asking for some tp from the person with large shoes in the next stall, this fairly large hand came peeking under the wall with paper.  At the sink, it is obvious that hand belonged to a very large, very sweet transvestite.  What an eclectic crowd. 


As this women sits on the rocks facing the water to eat her hotdog, her lovely purple sun dress is swept by the wind and flashes two crew teams.  Luckily no injuries to the team.  Met some hysterical people then decided to move on.  She is starting to relax.


Next stop, favorite watering hole.  Bartender offers wine samples and tells his story. After a bottle of vino and some amazing appetizers, this man and woman decide to meet up with friends, one of whose boyfriend is the percussionist in the band.  She is feeling loose.


The crowd is moving.  Band is amazing.  The details get sketchy here but as the man mentioned, he was hanging with the "Sex and the City" gals.  Amazing crowd, knew a ton of people, dancing, drinking, laughing, dancing, drinking. What the hell are "duck fries" cuz she is eating a ton of them?  Tennis friend is shaking it with the guy in the panama hat and white suit. Did someone just do a split on the dance floor?  Oh the ladies are getting crazy.  He says its time to call it a night.  Nope, the couple meets his partner and date so they go to his place.


Cocktails and music on the balcony of his penthouse.  Champagne?  Celebrating existence.  More music, more dancing, more drinking, more laughing...

It's 10 am and this couple is just getting out of bed.  Her purse is gone..maybe the bar?  Maybe the friend?  No cell, no wallet, no glasses, no keys.  Lots of water, lots of Tylenol.  The couple is smiling.


We are old people who would never stay out until 3:30 am.  So this could not possibly be us.